Tuesday, 1 February 2011

So this is my first post...

Not really sure if anybody will read this but nobody was ever heard when they first started talking, I guess its just important to start talking and hope you say something somebody cares about and wants to hear what you have to say.

So I'm creating this blog and I really wish these websites were easier because I really hate technology and if I couldn't shop online I probably wouldn't use the internet and if I didn't have to have a mobile I wouldn't have one; one of the worst things people do is take put their phone when your talking to them at a bar or over a meal because do you not understand that manners have to be adapted from not talking with food in your mouth (something horrible that people didnt like 40 years ago) to not using your phone at the table. Really people its not hard! But I digress I feel I should start this blog because after my degree I would like a job in the media industry so should probably get some practice doing completely inane things like 'blogging' and 'tweeting'; as if there are aren't enough saddos in the world that feel their point of view matters when it really doesn't.

I do enjoy writing but if I had the choice between this and writing in a book I would choose the book but alas books are becoming obsolete in this ever growing and changing world of technology. Lets just say I got the message loud and clear when my dad made me watch The Terminator back in 1995 because I wanted to watch Judgement Day and I wasn't allowed to watch the second without having watched the first. It seems fitting that my first film reference is a reference to a film where technology destroys man because we allowed it to become all knowing and more powerful. But really that's just my point of view and that's what this wonderful technology is for... people to dribble on about unimportant matters.

I called my blog THE WORLD FROM BRENTWOOD because I feel that a lot of poeple have this pre-conceived notion of Brentwood in Essex because of what they either believe or want to believe is true and thats okay in a small way because their are those that live up to this idea and enjoy the stereotype but sometimes its like I'm shipwrecked on a tiny island trying to shout for help to a plane passing over head; knowing no one will hear me but still hoping and praying that I will escape this place where I don't fit in. However not fitting in has helped to shape me (how contrived, REALLY?), it was more like I don't really like the people around my so I created this introvert little world in which I can look out and laugh at all the people I feel are wrong in some way.

One thing you'll learn if you stick with this blog and keep reading is that I'm actually a narcissistic, quite self-centred , impatient, really insecure and VERY crazy (and also dyslexic so if you see a spelling mistake don't feel you have to point it out... I already know I'm thick). But that doesn't mean I'm wrong about most (probably ALL) of the things I say.

And know to leave you with something so incredibly pointless to everyone that isn't me... my new lamp arrived to day; its shaped like a French Bulldog and its sitting next to my green metallic Gnome on my bedside table. It just fits so perfectly with everything else in my room; I LOVE IT...

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